The prom of hobos shall kick ass. I still need a gown though. I'm thinking of wearing a tin foil toga with a paperclip necklace. Dunno what I'll do for shoes however. Prolly wrap some aluminum around my feet or just go commando.

I miss Squobo. She should be back from camp today. We'll celebrate Drive Spikes Through GC Day when she comes back.

*waits for hobo friend to return*

Heehee, today was kick-ass. I skipped school and went to see Lords of Dogtown. It's an awesome movie. It was sad at the end though. I almost cried when the hot dude with the long wavy hair shaved his head . Oh yeah, some guy died from brain cancer at the end too and that was also kinda sad.

Fuck it's hot today...

I had detention today. My teacher wanted to talk to me about my little zombie bunny I made the other day. She said I didn't follow instructions, and there is no way she can grade a styrofoam ball with needles sticking out of it. What a fucking outrage. Nobody understands my art. Nobody understands the beauty of my sculptures. There's hobophobic, that's why. Why do you people discriminate against my nature of stabbing people and stealing their porn and Cheetos? Those damn hobophobes are always against me. WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ME?? I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM!! I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE A HOBOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

On another note, I have selected the final two holidays we llama will celebrate: Make kevin Federline Take A Shower Day, and Skin A Hillbilly Day. If there are any problems, let me know.

Smell ya later.

- Holly.

Me and Squobo are gonna keep Britney's baby and raise it into hoboism. Hobo babies are the best. We're gonna name it French Fry if it's a boy, and Hula Hoop if it's a girl. I also like the names:

Boy - Toenail, Tampon, Potato Shit, Fabric Softener

Girl - Toaster, Tomato, Fishstick

Mrs Clay and Deadly liked my hobo movie. It was awesome, but it was so tragic in the end when Hobo RustyToenailSoupCan Bob gets run over by a steamroller. *tear* YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED AS A HERO, YOU BRAVE HOBO OF SOUPCANS!!

HAIL LLAMA!

- Holly.

*tear* I heart this song!! It's so romantic and sad in such a hobo-llama-zombie way.

Today in science class we had to make bunnies out of styrofoam and construction paper. I don't like bunnies, so I stuck a bunch of staples and nails on the styrofoam instead. I wonder how the teacher's gonna grade that. Cute fuzzy bunnies make me wanna set things on fire. WHEEE!! FIRE!!! FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS SET THINGS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIER FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like burning things  

I hate going back to school after a long weekend. It's always a pain in the ass. I can't wait till summer, even though summer sucks. I hate the heat. Atleast I get to stay home. Which isn't that great either, cuz I have a three-year-old sister who is unable to shut up for five minutes. Arrgness. I hope I don't fail this year. I haven't even done most of the projects and I've failed just about all of my tests.

I think I'm the only one not going to the prom. I hate proms. I don't wanna pay $5 to wear a dress and dance to the shitty pop music everyone else listens to. Dresses are evil. Hobos don't wear dresses. Unless if they're like a hobo queen and they have a spiffy dress made out of potato sacks and shiny rhinestone-y shit. They're get to wear a matching tiara with those shiny rhinestone-y shit too. That's be cool. Shiny things kick ass. My hobo knife is shiny. AND it's sharp and it stabs people. Talk about double duty, eh? Sharp things kick ass. I like collecting sharp things and keeping them in my binder at school. That way NOBODY picks a fight with me! Heh heh. Well except those damn emo kids who like cutting themselves for fun. Those ones who wear t-shirts all year long and carry sharp objects and lightly cut themselves just enough for it to bleed anytime someone is watching them. Yesh, they piss me off. Lets have a "Cut An Emo Day" where we slit an emo kids wrist. That way we get to hurt emos and the emos get their wrists cut. Everyone wins. After we can barbeque them and listen to Slayer.

DAMN YOU BRITNEY SPEARS FOR STEALING MY BRAINCELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a glorious Sunday. It's May and it's cold as shit, not to mention rainy. Just the way it should be. I hate summer. It's too friggin warm and bright.

There's no school tomorrow, thanks to Victoria Day.

We need a new hobo day.

CONGRATS TO THE STINKY DEADLY HOBO, THE NEW TREASURERER OF THE EVIL CORP.

- Holly

Can't wait till the next one. It's "Drive A Spike Through Good Charlotte's Head Day", so it will be awesome. There's also gonna be a pirate club reunion next month on .tv which me and Spinelli are planning on. That's all I can say for now.

I added a bunch more Llama holidays to the list, so check em out and tell me what you think. I need two more holidays, so if you have an idea tell me now before it's too late.

Other than that, all is spiffy. Smell ya'll later.

- Holly

Oh, what a lovely sabbath day it is. This is our firstest llama holiday EVER. I baked a Cheeto-cake for this wonderful occasion.

HAPPY SPIT ON PARIS HILTON DAY, MY FAITHFUL LLAMAS!!

- Holly

Yesterday I was unfortunate enough to catch an episode of "Britney And Kevin: Chaotic". I lost aproximately 86% of my IQ points. I always knew by common sense that Britney Spears is a fucking moron, but I had no idea that stupidity could stoop so low. Now she's having kids. Her stupidity combined with Kevin Federline's greasy ugliness will create a new generation of stupid. Poor kid. I wish idiots wouldn't procreate. It's polluting the environment. There should be a liscense to reproduce.

Lets stab her extra hard, hobos. Jesus would want it that way.

- Holly